Chips from AMD, resources from NVIDIA, peer groups ASCII, billing software from Zomentum, and a big fat pay day for a lucky person who’s mom didn’t throw away all his comic books are a few of the stories we’ve just now gotten around to.

“We’re looking to do a much broader product line in security,” said CEO Tim Weller (pictured) yesterday during a virtual event that outlined a host of forthcoming additions to the company’s SaaS Defense solution as well.

It takes all kinds, folks, and you’re welcome to join us at ChannelPro Weekly no matter how much hair you have. Or don’t. Or what color it is.

Erick and Rich discuss what Microsoft’s huge partner program changes mean for its channel, explain why team-building events are more important than ever, and ponder how drunk you’d have to be to leave your dentures at a bar and never retrieve them.

Channel pros should get their staff up to speed with Kubernetes so they can provide positive guidance for customers on how to maximize the tool’s benefits.

Designed to make on-demand networking easier for businesses to buy and partners to sell, the eight pre-assembled bundles were among 12 new GreenLake services unveiled today, along with a new management interface and other enhancements.

SkyAMP’s compact devices boost Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, and cellular signals without any power whatsoever.

A new partner program from Microsoft, a new access point from Zyxel, a new partnership between Nerdio and IGEL, and a Florida Man story about a guy asking cops to test the authenticity of his meth are among the stories we’ve finally brought your way.

Some matchups are competitive. Others not so much. And when it comes to bacon versus, well, anything, Matt, Rich, and returning guest host Brian Weiss, of ITECH Solutions, are in lockstep agreement.

Channel pros interested in the smart building vertical will find hotels are looking to improve the customer experience and lower costs.