Diagnosis: Threading inadequacy of the primary processor
Symptom: Difficulty reaching conclusions, slow response to multiple stimuli, lethargic reaction to input, increased boredom
Prescription: AMD Ryzen 3900XT Processor
Doctor’s Notes: The patient exhibits the primary symptomatic factors that indicate inadequate processor threading when multitasking or handling demanding workloads. This is particularly evident by the increased amount of time required to complete tasks, causing boredom, undue stress, and inefficient behaviors like making frequent trips for snacks and coffee “while things finish.”
This doctor believes AMD’s 3900XT series is the correct course of treatment. The new Ryzen 3900XT provides patients with 12 cores/24 threads of medicinal power running at a base clock of 3.9 GHz, PCIe 4.0 support for fast stimulus retrieval, higher boost frequencies, and dual-channel DDR4-3200 support.
The patient should be monitored for any additional symptoms during use. Should this course of treatment be insufficient, the patient can be prescribed something from AMD’s Threadripper line of CPUs.
Side effects may include: Increased output in less time, increased energy usage, urge to multitask
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