Diagnosis: Obsoletitus in the laptop or mobile device
Symptoms: Increased awareness or obsession with power receptacles, general feelings of sluggishness, embarrassment to be seen in public
Prescription: Dell XPS 15 (2020)
Doctor’s Notes: While the patient’s need to be constantly plugged in may indicate the laptop merely requires a new notebook battery, feeling slow and being embarrassed by outdated styling clearly show the laptop is obsolete and in need of replacement.
A regular dosage of the new Dell XPS 15 should easily take care of these symptoms. Intel’s 10th generation processor and (optional) NVIDIA graphics will knock out any feeling of sluggishness for a wide variety of work. And thanks to the internal 6-cell 86 WHr battery the patient can confidently remain unplugged for much longer periods of time. Furthermore, the beautiful style of the nearly bezel-less FHD+ or UHD+ display, thin profile, and premium look ensure the patient will be comfortable with this treatment in public settings.
Side effects may include: Reduction in bag bloat, potential weight loss due to its approximate 4 lb. weight, increased productivity, jealousy in others
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