‘Twas the night before the night before Christmas, and all through the ChannelPro house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Actually, who are we kidding? There hasn’t been a lot of stirring all week, which is why it’s taken us until now to tell you about a whole bunch of news from the world of IT.
Intel(igence). This is the season when every joker with a keyboard is publishing year-in-review pieces and prediction stories about the year to come. Intel joined the crowd a couple of days ago with a kind of two-in-one post containing both a look back at developments this year in machine intelligence and the Internet of Things and a look ahead to what we can expect for 2017. And while most of their predictions were of the speculative prognostication variety, there were a few specific and interesting roadmap milestones in there too:
- A “breakthrough technology” for neural networks and high-speed machine learning environments based on technology Intel acquired along with Nervana Systems in August will ship in the first half of 2017.
- A new integration of some kind between Intel Xeon processors and Nervana’s deep learning platform will arrive sometime next year as well.
- A new batch of Xeon Phi machine learning processors offering 4 times the performance of their predecessors will also reach market at an unspecified point in time next year.
Further evidence, if any was needed, that top tier vendors are placing big bets on artificial intelligence these days—and that channel pros should be starting to think now about what that could mean for them later.
You know things are winding down for the year…When even Microsoft barely makes the IT headlines. For our purposes, in fact, there are really only these two relatively minor updates to report:
- You can now manage StorSimple virtual storage arrays through the new Microsoft Azure portal.
- You can also now monitor and troubleshoot Azure SQL Data Warehouse deployments through the Azure portal.
Ho Ho Holy Crap. Do you think the Reddit user known as Aerrix publicly wished Bill Gates a happy birthday when he turned 61 this October? Probably not, right? And yet, thanks to Reddit’s secret Santa gift exchange program and much to her understandable surprise, she recently received a box full of goodies including mittens, slippers, a collection of recipes from her native Louisiana, and an Xbox One Minecraft edition from the Microsoft co-founder. All we got, thank you very much, was some probably sound advice about what to bone up on if we’d like to remain employable.
But, hey, at least there was some interesting product news to read about. For example:
- Acer introduced two new all-in-one PCs with teeny little .31-inch bezels.
- CommVault rolled out a new mobile app and proactive monitoring service for its data protection solution.
- Fujitsu added right-click ad hoc document scanning among other features to its PaperStream Capture Pro application.
- ObserveIT shipped a new edition of its inside threat security solution with 180 pre-packaged policies and new support for Apple’s MacOS.
- Samsung introduced two new notebooks bearing Intel 7th Generation Intel Core (aka Kaby Lake) processors.
- Sophos launched a new version of its XG Firewall with anti-ransomware safeguards, dynamic protection against unknown application traffic, and more.
- TRENDnet announced two new fiber media converters for use in long-distance networking applications.
- Akamai bought anti-bot security vendor Cyberfend.
- NETGEAR acquired Placemeter, a computer vision analytics vendor whose software will help users of NETGEAR cameras automatically derive insights from the video they collect.
- Trend Micro joined Datto and Armor as new members of Europe’s No More Ransom project.
- Xerox named Steve Hoover (pictured) its new CTO.
This week’s stats ticker:
- Worldwide spending on artificial intelligence technologies will grow at a 36.1 percent CAGR through 2024 to a little over $3 trillion, according to Transparency Market Research.
- The global market for security-as-a-service offerings will grow at a more modest 17.1 percent CAGR through 2026 to a much more modest $16.4 billion, according to Persistence Market Research.
- 44 percent of small business owners rely primarily on email to store customer information and 41 percent primarily use spreadsheets, according to Salesforce.
- Phony tech support schemes produced 1,382 complaints to the Better Business Bureau in 2016, making it the seventh most common scam of the year.
Use your noggin. Sure, December 24th is best known as Christmas Eve, but it’s also National Eggnog Day. So by all means, if you’re not drinking these like we plan to go on out and join the surprisingly large crowd of folks downing the holiday season’s most iconic concoction this weekend.
If you do, though, we sincerely hope you know better than to operate a car afterwards. In case you don’t, students at the Worcester Polytechnic Institute are developing an app that that will let you know when you’re unfit to drive. Called AlcoGait, the solution compares your current walking pattern to your normal one and makes your phone buzz if it thinks you’re buzzed.
Handy stuff, but not generally available yet, so you should probably just use Uber to get around if you’ve been drinking. In partnership with MillerCoors, they’re offering discounted rides in 12 cities through the end of the year. Cheers, everyone!